pine apple lime

thischick25:

thebibliosphere:

thepeacockangel:

1. Be sure you really want this item gone forever
   
2. Locate the item you wish to permanently banish to the spirit realm
   
3. Think “I don’t want to lose this, I should put it somewhere sensible”
   
4. Put it somewhere sensible.
   
5. It is done, the item is gone from your life forever.
   

As a witch A+ can confirm, works every time.

Warning: If you EVER buy a replacement because you decide you need it, the banishment will be undone, and you will now have two.

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dat-soldier:

dat-soldier:

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opheliaownsyou:

bowtochris:

chromalogue:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I’m rather fond of “It’s not rocket surgery” and “not the sharpest egg in the attic,” but my all-time favourite is, “…until the cows freeze over.”

You’ve opened this can of worms, now lie in it,

does the pope shit in the woods?

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